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Najgenialniejszy cytat z Prachetta nastepuje gdy
Coen BarbarzyĹca rozmawia z trollem na moĹcie i
potwĂłr przedstawia syna mĂłwiÄ
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"He's a real chip of the old block."
JakaĹź szkoda Ĺźe polskie "To naprawdÄ syn swego ojca" nie pasuje aĹź tak idealnie do tej wspaniaĹej sytuacji... Prawdziwe "mano a.... troll" |
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Gilma[tm] napisał/a: Sinner napisał/a:
Glima: cytaciki in english - boskie
Teoretycznie powinnam miec gdzies wiecej... Szukac?
Jeszcze siÄ pytasz... |
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Wysłany: 10-09-2004 - 17:11
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Wysłany: 10-09-2004 - 21:31
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Skąd: Don'tgonearthe Castle!
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0to kilkaset anonimowych cyatĂłw ktĂłre znalazĹem pĂłki co
(nim Gilma sie uwinie):
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
It's lonely at the top; but you do eat better.
Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.
Few women admit their age; few men act it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
God made mankind. Sin made him evil.
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
National Atheist's Day April 1st.
All generalizations are false.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
No matter where you go, you're there.
It's been Monday all week.
Gravity always gets me down.
This statement is false.
They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Life is too complicated in the morning.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic-ten out of ten die.
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."
Evolution: True science fiction.
What's another word for Thesaurus?
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Your body is made of 70% water. If you drink water, then, does that make you a cannibal?[/list] |
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Cytat: The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
HA! Nie szukaĹem
Cytat:
There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
There are 10 types of people: those who know binary and those who don't. |
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Wysłany: 11-09-2004 - 16:08
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Cytat: The word "The word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary.
Guilible znajduje sie w moim sĹowniku. Oto jego definicja "easily taken in or tricked". |
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Wysłany: 11-09-2004 - 22:56
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No proszÄ, u mnie teĹź jest... "Ĺatwowierny, naiwny"...
Polskie sĹowniki gĂłrÄ
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Wysłany: 15-09-2004 - 15:04
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a ja mam coraz wiecej tych praw przetlumaczonych. jak skoncze to wrzuce. narazie jest ich ok 800, ale nie wiem dokladnie ile sie powtarza lub jest podobnych. |
_________________ Hear me, my chiefs. I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more...
Chief Joseph of Nez Perce,1877
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Wysłany: 15-09-2004 - 16:51
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Skąd: Don'tgonearthe Castle!
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Co do praw tu sÄ
prawa horrorĂłw
a swĂłj podpis chciaĹbym zadedykowac Silene... |
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Wysłany: 21-09-2004 - 20:02
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Nooo nareszcie chwilka czasu @@'
Za duzo nie bedzie, ale zawsze to kilka wiecej ;)
Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one.
If everything seems to be goin well, you've obviously overlooked something.
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
If you don't care where you are, you're not lost.
Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing ther right thing.
Don't accept rides from strange men, and rememer that all men are strange.
We are the people our parents warned us against.
Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgement.
A conclusion i simply the place where someone decided to stop thinking.
The sum of inteligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If you keep your head when all about you are loosing theirs, you don't understand the problem.
If everything seems undercontrol, you're not going fast enough.
The only difference between me and madman is that I'm not mad.
Practice may perfect but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I'm currently selfenemployed.
We spend the firs twelve months of our childrens life teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up. |
_________________ komus psychiatre? http://psychiatra.strona.pl ;D
a moĹźe coĹ dla kota? albo dla psa? http://www.ujadanko.pl :)
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Wysłany: 21-09-2004 - 20:37
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Cytat: Co do praw tu sÄ
prawa horrorĂłw
BÄdÄ musiaĹc aĹkowicie zmieniÄ nawyki... |
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Wysłany: 21-09-2004 - 22:26
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BÄdÄ musiaĹc aĹkowicie zmieniÄ nawyki...
Wiesz, czÄĹci z wymienionych praw nie mozna speĹnic nie cofajÄ
c sie w czasie...
wiÄc nie chwalÄ
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MĹodsza elita forum
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Cytaty z kursĂłw matematycznych na Politechnice Warszawskiej (komentarze w nawiasach):
- "SzkoĹa jest ograniczonym ĹşrĂłdĹem zdobywania wiedzy" (no tak, przecieĹź nauczanie nie jest jej celem)
- "Nikomu siÄ nie chciaĹo o tego przygotowaÄ, tak jak paĹstwu do kartkĂłwki" (nie ma jak odrobina sarkazmu z rana)
- "ProszÄ wziÄ
Ä swoje rewelacyjne prace" (w tym momencie juĹź przegiÄ
Ĺ)
- "To byĹo zadanie z trzema gwiazdkami, na siĂłdemkÄ, bo na szĂłstkÄ za trudne" (fajnie, Ĺźe ktokolwiek potrafiĹ je zrobiÄ)
- "Zgadujemy oczywiĹcie, nie bawimy siÄ takimi prostymi rzeczami" (a ja z tych prostych rzeczy bÄdÄ maturÄ zdawaĹ )
- "I teraz siÄ zaczyna wesoĹa miasteczko" (gdybym dostaĹ coĹ takiego na kartkĂłwce, zaczÄĹaby siÄ kostnica)
- "Fiolet to dla niektĂłrych kolor mniej dostÄpny" (tak, zwĹaszcza z ostatniego rzÄdu i przez plecy kolegi z przodu)
- "To jest wĹaĹnie ta droga, ktĂłra nam poderĹźnie gardĹo" (jak miĹo...)
- "Lewa strona rĂłwna siÄ prawej. No to cieszymy siÄ jak norki" (raczej pĹaczemy jak bobry, bo to oznacza kolejne zadanie)
i na koniec tekst kolegi, ktĂłry od niedzieli jest moim mottem:
- "Jak masz przeczucie, to nigdy nie wierz kolegom, ktĂłrzy wiedzÄ
lepiej" (nic dodaÄ, nic ujÄ
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it doesn't give you reason why.
You could have chosen a different path in life.
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Wysłany: 23-11-2004 - 19:57
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OdnoĹnie pierwszego to sÄ
dzÄ, Ĺźe jest bardzo prawdziwe.
Kilka ciekawych cytatĂłw jest w grze Down of War:
- Nadzieja jest peirszym krokiem na drodze do rozczarowania.
- Otwarty umysĹ jest jak forteca o otwartych i niepilnowanych drzwiach.
I mĂłj ulubiony:
- Do you hear the voices too?
Apropo kometarzy szkolnych:
- "Moja babcia umiaĹaby lepiej"
- "Rozrabiajcie sobie, ale pamiÄtajcie, Ĺźe to JA bÄdÄ sprawdzaĹa matury"
- "Wy siÄ nie uczycie, a ja na maturach dostanÄ zawaĹu!" |
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Pijmy szybciej bo sie Ĺciemnia |
_________________ Raju we Ĺnie poszukujÄ
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